What Julie and Kevin are doing with TVD characters.

Stefan: Hey guys! So, how could we make Elena dislike him enough to kiss with Damon?...we'll make him eat people.
Elena: Have you seen this film called twilight? omfg it's so good. It's about a girl who has eyesex with a vampire and a werewolf and yeh, we should totally make her do that with Damon.
Damon: EVERYTHING IS DAMON. WHAT? HE ISN'T IN THAT SCENE? YOU FUCKING ASS HOLES, YOU'RE FIRED.
Caroline: Well, who HAVEN'T we paired her with in the show. Damon, Tyler, Matt...holy shit, we haven't done Klaus yet, KLAUS IS CAROLINE'S BOYFRIEND EVERYONE.
Katherine: She'll be back, when you least expect it.
Klaus: I'LL KILL YA HOMIES EXCEPT ON BIRFDAYS, MUVAFLUBBERS.
Rebekah: Spell her name with a "K" in the middle, just to be awkward.
Matt: Wait? who's Matt? Ohhhh. Him. Well, he's not Damon or Elena so let's leave him for a little while.
Tyler: You've just found happiness with Caroline, and I am about to destroy it. Bitch.
Elijah: DON'T GIVE HIM A STORYLINE, GIVE HIM A HAIRCUT.
Bonnie: We'll make her open coffins with her head. Yeah, that seems legit.
Jeremy: He isn't Damon. Let's make him leave town.

I. CAN. NOT.