What Julie and Kevin are doing with TVD characters.

• Stefan:Hey guys! So, how could we make Elena dislike him enough to kiss with Damon?...we'll make him eat people.
• Elena:Have you seen this film called twilight? omfg it's so good. It's about a girl who has eyesex with a vampire and a werewolf and yeh, we should totally make her do that with Damon.
• Damon:EVERYTHING IS DAMON. WHAT? HE ISN'T IN THAT SCENE? YOU FUCKING ASS HOLES, YOU'RE FIRED.
• Caroline:Well, who HAVEN'T we paired her with in the show. Damon, Tyler, Matt...holy shit, we haven't done Klaus yet, KLAUS IS CAROLINE'S BOYFRIEND EVERYONE.
• Katherine:She'll be back, when you least expect it.
• Klaus:I'LL KILL YA HOMIES EXCEPT ON BIRFDAYS, MUVAFLUBBERS.
• Rebekah:Spell her name with a "K" in the middle, just to be awkward.
• Matt:Wait? who's Matt? Ohhhh. Him. Well, he's not Damon or Elena so let's leave him for a little while.
• Tyler:You've just found happiness with Caroline, and I am about to destroy it. Bitch.
• Elijah:DON'T GIVE HIM A STORYLINE, GIVE HIM A HAIRCUT.
• Bonnie:We'll make her open coffins with her head. Yeah, that seems legit.
• Jeremy:He isn't Damon. Let's make him leave town.