After she had her children, Ginny visited Hogwarts, accidentally stumbling upon the Mirror of Erised.

When she looked into it, she found herself holding her children’s birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty

trophic:

i just emailed my ict teacher with what i thought was my homework but instead i sent

ok i cant stop laughing omfg

I’M SCREAMING

What Julie and Kevin are doing with TVD characters.

Stefan: Hey guys! So, how could we make Elena dislike him enough to kiss with Damon?...we'll make him eat people.
Elena: Have you seen this film called twilight? omfg it's so good. It's about a girl who has eyesex with a vampire and a werewolf and yeh, we should totally make her do that with Damon.
Damon: EVERYTHING IS DAMON. WHAT? HE ISN'T IN THAT SCENE? YOU FUCKING ASS HOLES, YOU'RE FIRED.
Caroline: Well, who HAVEN'T we paired her with in the show. Damon, Tyler, Matt...holy shit, we haven't done Klaus yet, KLAUS IS CAROLINE'S BOYFRIEND EVERYONE.
Katherine: She'll be back, when you least expect it.
Klaus: I'LL KILL YA HOMIES EXCEPT ON BIRFDAYS, MUVAFLUBBERS.
Rebekah: Spell her name with a "K" in the middle, just to be awkward.
Matt: Wait? who's Matt? Ohhhh. Him. Well, he's not Damon or Elena so let's leave him for a little while.
Tyler: You've just found happiness with Caroline, and I am about to destroy it. Bitch.
Elijah: DON'T GIVE HIM A STORYLINE, GIVE HIM A HAIRCUT.
Bonnie: We'll make her open coffins with her head. Yeah, that seems legit.
Jeremy: He isn't Damon. Let's make him leave town.

if morgan freeman goes to jail is he just morgan man